Capkemquim is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, conceited goat.

Capkemquim created the world three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Capkemquim, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Capkemquim, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Capkemquim's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Capkemquim's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop in holy places.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Worship no other gods but Capkemquim.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never skip in the presence of elders.