Gofmintip is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, boastful bird.

Gofmintip created a charm quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gofmintip, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gofmintip, it will boil you in a big pot.

Gofmintip's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Gofmintip's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never eat limes.

4. Heed all visions.

5. Never write about quantum field theory.