Bognanspagbasshavyik is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, vain warg.

Bognanspagbasshavyik created parasitic wasps two million years ago.

If you believe in Bognanspagbasshavyik, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bognanspagbasshavyik, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Bognanspagbasshavyik's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Bognanspagbasshavyik's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your back cyan.

2. Never think ill of sick sheep.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never adorn your chest with turquoise markings.

5. Never think about quantum field theory near horses while wearing blue kilts and balancing five copper spheres on your head.