Nibgebkon is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, ill-tempered warg.

Nibgebkon created oxygen twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nibgebkon, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nibgebkon, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Nibgebkon's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Nibgebkon's Holy Commandments

1. Heed all portents.

2. Never think about eukaryotes.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never approach rivers carrying wood.

5. Never laugh in the presence of seals.