Betditstig is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, weak horse.

Betditstig created viruses seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Betditstig, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Betditstig, he will turn you into a dog.

Betditstig's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Betditstig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from carbon.

2. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not eat rice.

4. Always cleanse oil with water.

5. Do not drink alcohol.