Yathubwipgedsanhindutzan is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, proud troll.

Yathubwipgedsanhindutzan created humanity seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yathubwipgedsanhindutzan, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Yathubwipgedsanhindutzan, he will not care at all.

Yathubwipgedsanhindutzan's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Yathubwipgedsanhindutzan's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

5. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.