Wadlabnart is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, wise jackal.

Wadlabnart created matter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wadlabnart, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Wadlabnart, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Wadlabnart's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Wadlabnart's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never eat pineapples on days of mourning.

3. Do not name children after shrews.

4. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

5. Erect a large iron sculpture of Wadlabnart on top of all buildings.