Sagdossbudwab is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, humane centaur.

Sagdossbudwab created the Sun five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sagdossbudwab, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sagdossbudwab, it will turn you into a tree.

Sagdossbudwab's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Sagdossbudwab's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never discuss horizontal gene transfer in public assemblies.

3. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never think about chromosomes.