Hudxenpak is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, passionate wyrm.

Hudxenpak created an electron six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudxenpak, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hudxenpak, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Hudxenpak's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Hudxenpak's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in the presence of doves.

2. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

3. Do not fashion sacred items from stone.

4. Do not prepare onions while filled with pride.

5. Never wear dresses.