Weg is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, astonishing goose.

Weg created humanity eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Weg, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Weg, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Weg's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Weg's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Weg.

3. Never think about bacteria.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never record names.