Figgepbutsombat Butspagciss is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, slow porpoise.

Figgepbutsombat Butspagciss created the Black Eye Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Figgepbutsombat Butspagciss, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Figgepbutsombat Butspagciss, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Figgepbutsombat Butspagciss' most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Figgepbutsombat Butspagciss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never tolerate songs in holy places.

3. Do not record signs concerning dwarf planets.

4. Never think ill of sick squirrels.

5. Learn five new languages a year.