Quartzendoss is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, egotistical frog.

Quartzendoss created the Andromeda Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quartzendoss, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Quartzendoss, he will strike you with lightening.

Quartzendoss' most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Quartzendoss' Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat pineapples.

2. Never think about optics.

3. Always remove boots before entering holy places.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never record numbers.