Vignularn is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, merciful squid.

Vignularn created humankind twelve years ago.

If you believe in Vignularn, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Vignularn, he will ignore you.

Vignularn's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Vignularn's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from pink tortoises for they are unholy.

2. Never speak of chaos in the presence of elders.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never bounce in summer.

5. Do not take Vignularn's name in vain.