Fudmifhak is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, loving sheep.

Fudmifhak created dark matter three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fudmifhak, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fudmifhak, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Fudmifhak's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Fudmifhak's Holy Commandments

1. Never approach forests carrying clay.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fudmifhak.

4. Do not shave your neck.

5. Always pray immersed in water.