Dogzimnill is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, cheerful warg.

Dogzimnill created the planet Jupiter five million years ago.

If you believe in Dogzimnill, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dogzimnill, she will think nothing of it.

Dogzimnill's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Dogzimnill's Holy Commandments

1. Always help birds in need.

2. Never allow cats to witness sacred rites.

3. Never curse while facing west.

4. Do not speak sacred words in spring.

5. Always pray immersed in water.