Sughotrenvabrutt is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, uncaring shark.

Sughotrenvabrutt created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sughotrenvabrutt, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sughotrenvabrutt, he will be very unhappy.

Sughotrenvabrutt's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Sughotrenvabrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Never think about nucleic acids.

3. Never speak of chaos in the presence of priests.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Erect a large iron sculpture of Sughotrenvabrutt on top of all buildings.