Kiksisdumfub is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unselfish hummingbird.

Kiksisdumfub created the universe eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kiksisdumfub, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Kiksisdumfub, it will turn you into a frog.

Kiksisdumfub's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Kiksisdumfub's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.

2. Never touch water while clean.

3. Never talk about mice.

4. You must love Kiksisdumfub.

5. Heed all visions.