Fedhambonk is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, idiotic scorpion.

Fedhambonk created humankind five billion years ago.

If you believe in Fedhambonk, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fedhambonk, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Fedhambonk's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Fedhambonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about fluid mechanics.

2. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.

3. Do not record signs concerning planets.

4. Never sing in winter.

5. Never talk about stars.