Fubnart is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, smart mouse.

Fubnart created a strange quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fubnart, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fubnart, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Fubnart's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Fubnart's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Fubnart on top of all buildings.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not wear shoes marked with red.

4. Never wear shorts.

5. Always help swans.