Bafnegkap is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, two-faced rhinoceros.

Bafnegkap created humankind four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bafnegkap, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bafnegkap, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bafnegkap's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Bafnegkap's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not record numbers concerning dwarf planets.

3. Never prepare melons during winter.

4. Always wash your feet before prayer.

5. Do not prepare grapes while filled with anger.