Bedtaldumnellsomdot is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, idiotic ant.

Bedtaldumnellsomdot created dark matter three million years ago.

If you believe in Bedtaldumnellsomdot, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bedtaldumnellsomdot, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Bedtaldumnellsomdot's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Bedtaldumnellsomdot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill tapirs.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not gather at towers at dawn.

4. Never stain your neck with black.

5. Do not step barefoot upon white earth.