Govrildon is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, sapient giraffe.

Govrildon created the solar system four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Govrildon, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Govrildon, he will destroy your favourite star.

Govrildon's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Govrildon's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from violet horses for they are unholy.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Govrildon loves porpoises, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Learn five new languages a year.