Gemzeddan Zognilgumgad is a god.

She takes the form of a large, generous bee.

Gemzeddan Zognilgumgad created everything that exists two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gemzeddan Zognilgumgad, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gemzeddan Zognilgumgad, she will jump up and down on your head.

Gemzeddan Zognilgumgad's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Gemzeddan Zognilgumgad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not contemplate electromagnetism during the night.

2. Never sit in the presence of tortoises.

3. Do not speak sacred words in winter.

4. Never feed pineapples to goats while wearing orange dresses.

5. Do not covet oxen.