Carflabomin is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, clever goat.

Carflabomin created the Small Magellanic Cloud two years ago.

If you believe in Carflabomin, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Carflabomin, it will have a low opinion of you.

Carflabomin's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Carflabomin's Holy Commandments

1. Always check lakes for frogs.

2. Always face the north before speaking sacred words.

3. Pray only in shadows.

4. Do not fashion tools from titanium.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.