Liblenhas is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, intelligent wren.

Liblenhas created water seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Liblenhas, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Liblenhas, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Liblenhas' most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Liblenhas' Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

2. Do not wear jumpers marked with indigo.

3. Do not wear zinc on your body.

4. Never laugh in the presence of elders.

5. Do not travel during summer.