Vidcenwap is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, overgenerous mink.

Vidcenwap created the Tadpole Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Vidcenwap, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Vidcenwap, it will turn you into a hamster.

Vidcenwap's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Vidcenwap's Holy Commandments

1. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

4. Never talk about dark energy.

5. Always share limes with strangers, but never with otters.