Stragarpnurt is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, charitable jellyfish.

Stragarpnurt created the solar system two years ago.

If you believe in Stragarpnurt, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Stragarpnurt, she will destroy your home solar system.

Stragarpnurt's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Stragarpnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never adorn your chest with blue markings.

3. Never discuss chlorophyll in public assemblies.

4. Never handle tin while unclean.

5. Never talk about photosynthesis.