Flapmip is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, tiresome rat.

Flapmip created the Cigar Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flapmip, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Flapmip, it will turn you into a rock.

Flapmip's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Flapmip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep eight pigs in a large pit.

2. Never skip in holy places.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not speak of solid mechanics near sacred fires.

5. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Flapmip in the centre of the settlement.