Rullflanlak is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, annoying gerbil.

Rullflanlak created an up quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullflanlak, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Rullflanlak, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Rullflanlak's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Rullflanlak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat turnips.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not hurt squirrels.

4. Never think about comets.

5. Do not record names concerning planets.