Limbidfot is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, merciful spider.

Limbidfot created time and space nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Limbidfot, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Limbidfot, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Limbidfot's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Limbidfot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not speak sacred words in summer.

3. Never go into brown rooms.

4. Never speak the names of planets aloud.

5. Always take life seriously.