Dagmisleg is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, humane badger.

Dagmisleg created the Whirlpool Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Dagmisleg, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dagmisleg, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Dagmisleg's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Dagmisleg's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about fluid mechanics near sheep while wearing red shoes and balancing three nickel spheres on your face.

2. Do not travel during spring.

3. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Dagmisleg in the centre of the settlement.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never talk about voles.