Litlogjat is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, dishonourable finch.

Litlogjat created the Sun four million years ago.

If you believe in Litlogjat, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Litlogjat, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Litlogjat's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Litlogjat's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never touch water while clean.

4. Always help sick otters.

5. Never adorn your chest with purple markings.