Tonkxingid is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, kind squirrel.

Tonkxingid created a top quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tonkxingid, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Tonkxingid, she will turn you into a snail.

Tonkxingid's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Tonkxingid's Holy Commandments

1. Never curse while facing west.

2. Never speak the names of moons aloud.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.

5. Do not drink alcohol.