Mansagflap is a god.

He takes the form of a large, happy human.

Mansagflap created the Sol system eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mansagflap, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Mansagflap, he will have a low opinion of you.

Mansagflap's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Mansagflap's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather seven capybaras in one place.

2. Always check lakes for frogs.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always remove boots before entering holy places.

5. Always wear purple.