Jinrutbabyam is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, merciless wasp.

Jinrutbabyam created a Higgs boson nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jinrutbabyam, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Jinrutbabyam, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Jinrutbabyam's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Jinrutbabyam's Holy Commandments

1. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.

2. Never record signs.

3. Never cross crossroads at dusk.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.