Paslarglam is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, emotional tortoise.

Paslarglam created Asia five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Paslarglam, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Paslarglam, it will turn you into a frog.

Paslarglam's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Paslarglam's Holy Commandments

1. Never discuss cell theory in public assemblies.

2. Paslarglam must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not count beyond seven during ceremonies.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.

5. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a room before entering it.