Benlitquillcangadsawflowhig Negfatarp is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, prudent weasel.

Benlitquillcangadsawflowhig Negfatarp created the Sombrero Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Benlitquillcangadsawflowhig Negfatarp, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Benlitquillcangadsawflowhig Negfatarp, he will destroy your favourite star.

Benlitquillcangadsawflowhig Negfatarp's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Benlitquillcangadsawflowhig Negfatarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never allow nematodes to sleep beneath your roof.

3. Never speak the names of planets aloud.

4. Always store nuts above ground.

5. Hide if nine dolphins approach from the north.