Bessafdim is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, witless wyrm.

Bessafdim created the Sol system five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bessafdim, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bessafdim, he will turn you into a frog.

Bessafdim's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Bessafdim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about tortoises.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bessafdim.

3. Always share bread with strangers, but never with grasshopers.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always wear plain coats during rituals.