Gamsafcem is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, tranquil sheep.

Gamsafcem created the Whirlpool Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Gamsafcem, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Gamsafcem, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Gamsafcem's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Gamsafcem's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

2. Never allow otters to sleep beneath your roof.

3. Do not wear shirts marked with red.

4. Gamsafcem must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.