Zimdidjam Tonfebpibhog is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, competent chinchilla.

Zimdidjam Tonfebpibhog created gold four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zimdidjam Tonfebpibhog, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Zimdidjam Tonfebpibhog, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Zimdidjam Tonfebpibhog's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Zimdidjam Tonfebpibhog's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not place corn upon stone.

3. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.

4. Never go into violet rooms.

5. Do not sing at mountains.