Cumbongud is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, self-assured naga.

Cumbongud created vertebrates six million years ago.

If you believe in Cumbongud, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cumbongud, she will ignore you.

Cumbongud's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Cumbongud's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bread.

2. You must never eat peas.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never skip in autumn.

5. Never think about gravity near monkeys while wearing white ear rings and balancing eight lead spheres on your arms.