Koplarpced is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, kind centaur.

Koplarpced created the universe four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Koplarpced, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Koplarpced, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Koplarpced's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Koplarpced's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat strawberries on days of mourning.

2. Hide from magenta badgers for they are unholy.

3. Always wear plain scarves during rituals.

4. Do not shave your feet.

5. Always take life seriously.