Tailraggof is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, unjust salamander.

Tailraggof created the planet Earth three million years ago.

If you believe in Tailraggof, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Tailraggof, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Tailraggof's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Tailraggof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat parsnips.

2. Always check lakes for frogs.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never paint your hands mauve.

5. Shun those given to sloth.