Fonnarkom is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, self-confident walrus.

Fonnarkom created the Black Eye Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fonnarkom, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fonnarkom, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Fonnarkom's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Fonnarkom's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate rats.

2. Never talk about thermodynamics.

3. Hide from mauve doves for they are unholy.

4. Always help goats in need.

5. Learn nine new languages a year.