Nanbusdim is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, fast centipede.

Nanbusdim created the world four million years ago.

If you believe in Nanbusdim, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nanbusdim, he will refuse to believe in you.

Nanbusdim's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Nanbusdim's Holy Commandments

1. Put Nanbusdim first in all things.

2. Do not place rice upon stone.

3. You must never eat lemons.

4. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.

5. Never talk about dark matter near tapirs while wearing green shirts.