Nabmiddav is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, smart butterfly.

Nabmiddav created a bottom quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nabmiddav, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nabmiddav, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Nabmiddav's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Nabmiddav's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate tapirs.

2. Never eat melons.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not count beyond three during ceremonies.

5. Do not wear gold on your body.