Bumnurpog is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, prudent wren.

Bumnurpog created an electron four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bumnurpog, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Bumnurpog, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Bumnurpog's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Bumnurpog's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.

3. Never fashion tools from stone.

4. Never eat peas on fasting days.

5. Always obey Bumnurpog's priests.