Vadrilnullsag is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, deceitful hippopotamus.

Vadrilnullsag created the universe eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vadrilnullsag, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Vadrilnullsag, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Vadrilnullsag's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Vadrilnullsag's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather nine foxes near towers.

2. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

3. Always cleanse water with water.

4. Never go into brown rooms.

5. Hide if four eagles approach from the south.