Bidbassnurt is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, omniscient porpoise.

Bidbassnurt created dark matter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bidbassnurt, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bidbassnurt, it will cry a lot.

Bidbassnurt's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Bidbassnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bidbassnurt.

2. Shun those given to sloth.

3. Do not speak sacred words in summer.

4. Never hop in holy places.

5. Always take life seriously.