Tinquatged is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, smart donkey.

Tinquatged created life three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tinquatged, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tinquatged, it will strike you with lightening.

Tinquatged's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Tinquatged's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always cleanse your hands after touching nickel.

4. Never approach crossroads carrying ash.

5. Never wear coats.